- Ninja
- Ninja with sword
- Ninja with spear
- Ninja with two swords
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All for only 20 easy payments of $19.95!*
*offer valid only while supplies last
9 comments:
I'd like to order 300 packs of your premium ninja service, and does that include all the optional colors, or do I have to order those separately?
You will have to specify how many of those packs are which color. Now will that be cash or credit? If you have any problems with your product, please contact our customer service department, assuming you can find them. They have an unlisted number, address, etc. I myself still do not know where they are located.
i would like at least one pack of premium red ninjas with 2 swords. i know where you live so they are going to be free. :)
Was that a threat? I'm sorry sir, but tonight you're going to have to die in your bed.
Sometimes ninjas are so cool ... it hurts.
I would like atleast 9x10^99 packs of the "experimental prototype" battle axe ninjas. Payment will be in the form of "you die if you insist on payment". Mebbe 1 pack of the 2-sworded types, of the purple variety. I would also like the ability to actually see them ... stupid compy.
Aha, I have discovered the identity of your assassin and very soon your plans will be foiled!
Apparently, by your reference to an "assassin" (singular), your knowledge of the matter is limited. In fact, the ninjas I sent you are the assassins! By the time you read this it will be too late to stop my diabolical scheme! And even if the ninjas fail, there is one last reserve....
Recently Josh told me that he had nailed my ninjas to his wall, thereby foiling my attack, however, I will now reveal the super-secret identity of the key assassin in my brilliant strike. Josh, you yourself are the assassin! In order to foil the assassination attempt, you would have to kill yourself, which would also complete the assassination attempt. The only alternative is locking yourself up for the rest of your life; otherwise every time you let your guard down, you'll try to strangle yourself or throguh yourself off a building, etc.
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