Think about this...

This is just for fun, if you couldn't tell.

One dark day in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight
Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other
The deaf policeman heard the noise, came and killed the two dead boys
If you don't believe my tale is true, ask the blind man, he saw it too

And furthermore...

It was midnight on the ocean, not a streetcar was in sight
The sun was shining brightly and it rained all day that night
It was a summer's day in winter and the rain was snowing fast
A barefoot boy with shoes on stood sitting in the grass
While the organ pealed potatoes, lard was rendered by the choir
The sextant rang a dishcloth, someone set the church on fire
"Holy Smokes!" the preacher shouted, in the rain he lost his hair
Now his head resembles heaven for there is no parting there

I just couldn't resist, hope you enjoyed them.